“Shut your pumpkin pie-hole, ” I say.
You know why, Thugketeers? Because we over at Thuglit have given you a Christmas gift early. It’s the gift of No Longer Wondering What to Buy The Assholes in Your Life This Holiday Season.
WE PRESENT TO YOU:
CRUEL YULE: Holiday Tales of Crime for People on the Naughty List
FEATURING eleven Thuglit veterans giving their warped takes on what makes the holidays so special… or not. Some of it is just twisted lunacy. I won’t bullshit ya.
THE SANTA CON by Rob Hart
CHRISTMAS MORNING COMING DOWN by Jordan Harper
MISTLETOE by Hilary Davidson
LETTERS TO SANTA by Thomas Pluck
OKEECHOBEE by Ed Kurtz
FELIZ NAVIDEAD by Brace Godfrey (as discovered by Johnny Shaw)
THE BRASS COIN by Justin Porter
A VERY BLACKY CHRISTMAS by Angel Luis Colón
FORK by Jen Conley
UNHOLY NIGHT by Terrence McCauley
‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE… by Todd Robinson
BUT THERE’S MOAR!!!
CRUEL YULE is also part of the Kindle Matchbook program, so’s when you buy a copy for that Secret Santa horseshit you have to participate in every year, you can get an E-book copy for yourself for only $0.99!
(EDITOR’S NOTE: Consider yourself warned. So when you stuff this collection in Granny’s stocking, don’t come complaining to us when you find her keeled over by New Years, her copy of CRUEL YULE clutched between her cold fingers, a horrified expression locked onto her mug for all eternity.)
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, FUCKOS!
Todd Robinson (Big Daddy Thug) 11/23/15
P.S. Interested in some holiday rabble-rousing? Want to meet some of the authors in Cruel Yule? Come out to The Mysterious Bookshop in Manhattan on Dec. 9! Details here… and if you’re coming, RSVP to the Facebook event page.